Laziness is for people who leave the toilet seat up

Laziness is for people who leave the shampoo bottle open

Laziness is for people who punch a half hour lunch when they really took a full hour lunch

Laziness is for boneless wings from KFC

Laziness is for people who put the DVD/CD/Game in the first case they find

Laziness is for people who leave their car/house door unlocked

Laziness is for people who leave the TV on all night

Laziness is for people who only use mouthwash

Laziness is for those bums on the street corner asking for money

Laziness is for open windows on rainy days

Laziness is for people on welfare

Laziness is for hairy shoulders

Laziness is for people who pay credit card bills with other credit cards

Laziness is for people who leave their computer on 4 days in a row

Laziness is for people who have made an art of "cut/copy/paste"

Laziness is for people that don't talk because they don't want to be "bothersome"

Laziness is for people who use dishwashers and microwaves

Laziness is for last year's calendar - next year...

Laziness is for plastic utensils

Laziness is for people driving on 4 spare tires

Laziness is for expired cough syrup

Laziness is for people who buy alarm clocks that tell them to wait 5 more minutes

Laziness is for people who need a wrecking crew to get them out of their front door

Laziness is for people who live "on-line" instead of "out-side"

Laziness is for people that "leech" from those who "hack"

Laziness is for people who live on the phone. At home. All day.

Laziness is for remote-keyless entry

Laziness is for ants that live "outside of the hill"

Laziness is for people who don't thoroughly clean the sink after they shave

Laziness is for drive-thru carwashes

Laziness is for people that use Photoshop instead of their God-given talents (j/k j/k lol)

Laziness is for people that play DDR with a gamepad controller

Laziness is for 8 years of unfinished State Taxes

Laziness is for people who get upset that they are not recoginzed and praised for every single thing that they do

Laziness is for guns

Laziness is for people who dare to dream but forget the next morning

Laziness is for soft-shell tacos

Laziness is for yellow teeth

Laziness is for people who don't care that there is a box to think outside of

Laziness is for people who leave the faucet running all night so the water stays hot

Laziness is for those robot vacuums that hit the wall and turn around

Laziness is for people who say they are committed to their religion, but stay home and do the same thing every day at work

Laziness is for Cliff-Notes

Laziness is for all those movies that are sequels and remakes of remakes

Laziness is for Pocket-PC's and Palm Pilots

Laziness is for vanilla

Laziness is for 6 year old shoes that still look new

Laziness is for those who don't not because they can't, but because they won't

Laziness is for all of you who scanned down to the bottom of this but did not read anything in the middle

Laziness is convenience is technology is the 21st century is now is you is me
I cannot hide from nor deny my human nature
But I can hold myself to higher standards